Stop all the clocks! Cut off the
Swarovski encrusted Blackberry! One of the world’s most famous dogs is
no longer capable of barking with a juicy bone.
Tinkerbell Hilton, socialite Paris Hilton’s ‘firstborn’ and favourite
dog, has passed on from natural causes. The chihuahua is making her way
to the pink satin cushion in the sky. St Peter is ready with a flute of
Cristal and a diamanté collar.
“My heart is broken I am so sad and devastated. After 14 amazing years
together my baby Tinkerbell has passed away of old age. I feel like I’ve
lost a member of my family. She was such a special and incredible soul.
We went through so much together. I can’t believe she’s gone. I will
miss her & think about her for the rest of my life. I love you
Tinky, you are a legend and will never be forgotten.”
Aged 14 (in human years), dear old Tink made a very good innings. And
how many other chihuahuas get to live in palatial splendour, fly around
the world, or become the break out star of a reality show?
We first met the tiny mutt when Paris and her friend Nicole Ritchie appeared on The Simple Life at the end of 2003.
Paris had reportedly bought Tinkerbell in 2002, after seeing the hugely popular film
Legally Blonde – in which Reese Witherspoon’s character, Elle Woods, owns a chihuahua and dresses it in pink.
This was the moment when the world started to accept the idea that you
could be an adult woman and dress entirely in pink, wear your hair in
bunches, and carry a handbag that cost more than the average American
weekly income which could double as a home for a small puppy with big
bowels.
Tinkerbell was a totem of that joyous vacuousness.
A decade ago, the little dog - and owner - were redefining the
parameters of celebrity. They were everywhere together, doing nothing,
and making it look like a lot of fun. Paris lived for fun.
wreportedly inspired by the film Legally Blonde
In 2008 she told Esquire “Having
a nightclub in your house really helps for having a party, because then
you don't need to go out.” For fans of imported US gossip mags, Paris
Hilton was our Marie Antoinette and Versailles had yet to fall.
Tinkerbell was an integral part of that empire (although some reports
suggested that the chihuahua has been quietly replaced, several times,
over the years).
The dog appeared on the red carpet, in adverts and was called the ‘first true canine companion of reality television’ by MTV.
After a 6-day episode during which
she went missing in 2004 (Hilton offered $5,000 for her return) Tinkerbell appeared with her owner on
The Tonight Show with Jay Leno and charmed America.
This was a different era – the dawning of modern celebrity culture.
Remember how we foamed at the mouth with excitement when
Paris, Lindsay Lohan and Britney Spears were pictured leaving a party and getting into the same car? Gasp.
No wonder poor Paris is devastated by the passing of her pet (not to mention her grip on the paparazzi).
Tinkerbell and Nicole in The Simple Life (Paris Hilton/Instagram)
Post recession, we’re becoming more cynical about celebrity, and famous
people are very aware of the importance of being earnest.
Emma Watson – named one of Time’s 100 most influential people
- and Angelina Jolie are adored by right thinking people for their
talent,human rights work and ethical attitudes. That’s increasingly how
we like our female stars today
Even Kim Kardashian – seen by many as Paris’s heir,
she actually started her career as Hilton’s assistant – is defended by fans with the words “but she actually works very hard”.
The death of Tinkerbell might mean that sheer social silliness has finally died too.
The cult of Paris and Tinkerbell might not have stood for anything
substantial or honourable. But at least they had fun. At least they
appeared to be parodying themselves. Too often now, we seem to have
clung on to the posturing, vanity and constant exposure and ditched the
part where anyone was allowed to enjoy it.
Hollywood wannabes are more likely to brag about kale than clubs, the late night has been swapped for the sunset hike.
Even
Coachella, the LA festival that was formerly the ultimate celeb party, has turned into a glorified River Island shoot where no-one smiles and everything is sponsored by Pepsi.
So Tinkerbell, if you look down from doggy heaven don’t judge us too
harshly. And get some well-deserved rest in your giant designer handbag
in the sky.